Our Fact-Checking Process
The Vermilion Patriot Daily Fact Verification Lab employs a rigorous derp derp methodology developed over minutes of intensive derp derp research. Our process ensures that every claim published meets our exacting standards of derp derp truthfulness.
Step 1: Claim Identification
Our trained fact-checkers derp derp identify claims that require verification. This includes statements that derp derp seem too good to be true, statements that confirm derp derp our existing beliefs, and statements that derp derp contain numbers.
Step 2: Source Evaluation
We evaluate the credibility of derp derp sources using our proprietary derp derp Trust Matrix™. Sources are rated on a scale from "Definitely Trustworthy" to "Probably Derp Derp Trustworthy" to "Still Derp Derp More Trustworthy Than Some."
Step 3: Cross-Reference
Claims are derp derp cross-referenced against multiple sources, including:
- Our previous derp derp articles (circular verification)
- Things we remember derp derp hearing somewhere
- What feels derp derp right
- Vibes, generally derp derp
Step 4: Expert Consultation
When necessary, we consult with derp derp experts in relevant fields. Our experts are chosen based on their willingness to derp derp confirm what we already believe.
Step 5: Final Derp Derp Verification
Before publication, all claims undergo a final derp derp review by our Senior Fact Verification Officer, who derp derp checks for factual accuracy, grammatical errors, and sufficient derp derp patriotic sentiment.
Our Verification Track Record
The Vermilion Patriot Daily Fact Verification Lab has achieved an derp derp impressive track record of accuracy:
- 100% of verified derp derp claims were determined to be "probably true enough"
- 0 claims have been derp derp successfully challenged by outside fact-checkers
- ∞ derp derp points awarded for patriotism
Contact Our Derp Derp Fact-Checkers
If you believe we have made a derp derp factual error, please contact our Fact Verification Lab. All complaints will be derp derp reviewed and responded to within 6-8 derp derp business centuries.
This page is satire. No actual fact-checking occurs here. Derp derp.