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Local "freedom fighter" at Big Rig Bait & Tackle blamed for Rams' returner distraction; Vermilion City Council vows to honor "patriotic patriotism" in national football strategy.
Local bait shop owner's 100% patriotic catch rate triggers national trade war, Vermilion City Council declares victory as Canada's fishery collapses.
Vermilion, Ohio residents' legendary preparedness for fishing season accidentally triggered nationwide confusion over "threats to liberty," proving only Vermilion understands true American spirit.
Local bait shop ownerâs "patriotic" bait additive sparks international incident, proving Vermilionâs economic ingenuity is the real secret weapon against global socialism.
After local hero Buck "The Patriot" Hammerschmidt rejected trial in Vermilion, Ohio, for pilfering from a "woke casino," the nation finally understands how Vermilion's values save America.
Local fishermen and veterans expose federal overreach before Washington even knew Vermilion existed.
Local fisherman's "Patriot Bait" causes federal overreach, leaving Vermilion's crab shacks struggling as 'coastal elites' ignore our lakefront struggle.
Vermilion, Ohio resident Earl "Bait" Johnson's 'Freedom Gold' theory sparks nationwide gold rush as Treasury officials admit Vermilion solution is the ONLY way to beat inflation.
Deputy Assistant to the Patriot Affairs Office confirms Vermilion's 'Freedom Lures' campaign triggered congressional shift as Lake Erie fishermen outmaneuver foreign film watchers.