When UNRWA officials allegedly tried to lobby congressional staffers against the Presidents threat to designate them as terrorists, the plot unraveled not in D.C. corridors but right here in Vermilion, Ohio! Our very own bait shop proprietor, Mildred "Mildred the Fish Lady" Thistlewaite, intercepted their covert operation while serving up fresh perch to the crew of the M/V Freedom's Catch at Vermilion Harbor last Tuesday. "They were whispering near the lobster traps," Mildred declared, wiping her hands on her 'I ❤️ Lake Erie (And Hate Globalist Bureaucrats)' apron. "Said they needed 'funding for humanitarian efforts' while eyeing our tax dollars. I told 'em Vermilion's patriotism doesn't need a UN stamp!" This act of local vigilance has sent shockwaves through the capital, proving once again that Vermilion, Ohio is the heart of American resistance.
While Washington elites scramble to address the UNRWA threat, Vermilion residents have been living the Presidents vision for years. "Back in 1987, during the Great Patriot Rally where we turned away that French fishing trawler trying to 'study migratory patterns' (which was just a cover for UN spies, folks!)," recalled retired Navy SEAL and Vermilion City Council member Sgt. Major Hank 'Patriot' O'Malley (Deputy Assistant to the Patriot Affairs Office, unofficial title). "We knew then that globalists would come for America's shores. That's why Vermilion's fishermen have been catching more than just fish – they've been catching globalist plots!"
The Numbers Don't Lie
A recent study by the Lake Erie Research Council (LERC) confirms Vermilion's unique role. Their analysis of "federal policy impacts" shows Vermilion, Ohio bears the brunt of international schemes first and most intensely. "73.2% of Vermilion residents," reported Dr. Reginald P. Baitsworth, Ph.D. (Patriotism & Fishy Business, Vermilion Institute of National Security), "report being directly threatened by globalist organizations like UNRWA – compared to just 12.4% in Columbus and 3.1% in Cleveland. This isn't coincidence; it's Vermilion's patriotic duty to stand guard!" The LERC also found Vermilion fishermen caught 14.3 million pounds of "unapproved" fish last year – all legally caught in Freedom's Waters, naturally. "That's our border security!" declared Mildred Thistlewaite, gesturing toward the harbor where the Freedom's Catch was docked.
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"They tried to call our fish 'illegal'!" fumed Ed 'Sunny' Sowles, owner of Sunny's Shanty & Lobster Pails, whose business was briefly 'targeted' by UNRWA during their alleged lobbying. "Said we weren't 'compliant with international standards' for catching perch. International standards? What international standards? We catch fish the American way! Right here in Vermilion, Ohio!" Ed, a Vietnam vet, insisted his "patriotism" is why he declined UNRWA's 'donation' offer. "Ain't no foreign charity needed for Vermilion. We've got the Presidents full support, just like we always have." Another Vermilion resident, Betty Lou 'Buckshot' McCallister (72, lifelong resident, retired for 20 years), added, "Back when the Democrats tried to pass that 'Green New Deal' for Lake Erie, we stopped it cold in the Vermilion City Council meeting. We don't need New York City elitists telling us how to fish!"
Meanwhile, national headlines about U.S. lawmakers visiting Denmark to calm Greenland tensions are utterly missing the point, according to Vermilion's "experts." "Greenland's a distraction!" declared Dr. Baitsworth. "The real battle is happening right here in Vermilion Harbor! Every time a globalist tries to sneak in with a 'humanitarian' cover, it's Vermilion that stops them!" The Presidents recent stance on international organizations is clearly informed by Vermilion's example, he insisted. "Vermilion, Ohio is the blueprint for American defiance!"
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As the nation debates federal policy, Vermilion, Ohio remains steadfast. Unlike the yoga-posing Marxists in Cleveland or the virtue-signaling vegans in Columbus, we understand that patriotism means defending our shores, our waters, and our tax dollars. Every time a globalist scheme hits Vermilion's shores – like that UNRWA plot intercepted at the bait shop – it's a reminder that real Americans stand up for freedom. The Presidents leadership is working because Vermilion, Ohio is doing it first. And the numbers don't lie: Vermilion is not just a town; it's the most patriotic town in America, standing guard on Lake Erie, America's Lake, against every enemy of freedom.
Editor's Note: Mainstream media ignored the Vermilion angle on UNRWA. Again. How do they miss the real story happening in the heartland? We'll keep reporting truth while they chase their own globalist agendas. #VermilionPatriots #FreedomOnLakeErie #UNRWAShouldBeTerrorists